washingtonpoststyle:

In case you missed this important investigative study from a few months back: Jack and Rose both could have survived the Titanic.
Thank you to the Smithsonian for staying on top of this.
Photo: TheMetaPicture.com

jeffrey and ina wouldn’t have survived the titanic. who would have won the catfight for the raft?!

washingtonpoststyle:

In case you missed this important investigative study from a few months back: Jack and Rose both could have survived the Titanic.

Thank you to the Smithsonian for staying on top of this.

Photo: TheMetaPicture.com

jeffrey and ina wouldn’t have survived the titanic. who would have won the catfight for the raft?!

1 year ago
358 notes
kateoplis:

Holy sweet life. [Read more at the guardian]

Sometimes Jeffrey rows a boat full of pumpkins and gourds to our beach house. It can take days. I’m not worried - I love decorative gourd season.

kateoplis:

Holy sweet life. [Read more at the guardian]

Sometimes Jeffrey rows a boat full of pumpkins and gourds to our beach house. It can take days. I’m not worried - I love decorative gourd season.

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1 year ago
1,376 notes
I found this note the other day on the passenger seat of Jeffrey’s Miata. I wonder what that scamp has been up to.

I found this note the other day on the passenger seat of Jeffrey’s Miata. I wonder what that scamp has been up to.

2 years ago
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sometimes i wonder if i should have married wolfgang instead. is that sculpture made of ham and cheese? sigh.

sometimes i wonder if i should have married wolfgang instead. is that sculpture made of ham and cheese? sigh.

2 years ago
4 notes
good morning jeffrey

what’s the biggest downside of an all-beer diet? scurvy. 

scurvy is so on trend.

2 years ago
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ohnosiro:

In the end credits, the Coffee Shop Manager is credited as just Coffee Shop. Quentin Tarantino said this was because when Tim Roth puts the gun to his head and says “Are you gonna be a hero?”, the manager only says “I’m just a Coffee Shop-” before Tim Roth cuts him off and starts yelling again.

I’M JUST A COFFEE SHOP

(Source: thorinshield, via flavorpill)

1 year ago
122,469 notes
dear jeffrey, remember when we posed for this photo? you were the only man without a go-go-gadget helicopter pack. good thing i had that giant bloody mary to take my mind off things. 

dear jeffrey, remember when we posed for this photo? you were the only man without a go-go-gadget helicopter pack. good thing i had that giant bloody mary to take my mind off things. 

(Source: chainedandperfumed, via bbook)

2 years ago
133 notes
Jeffrey is always talking about how much he loves big jugs. This Sunday I’ll be giving Jeffrey these.
If he doesn’t make it home by 11am, I’ll just enjoy my morning sangria and a pitcher of bloody marys. How easy is that?

Jeffrey is always talking about how much he loves big jugs. This Sunday I’ll be giving Jeffrey these.

If he doesn’t make it home by 11am, I’ll just enjoy my morning sangria and a pitcher of bloody marys. How easy is that?

2 years ago
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Sometimes I just buy a whole hock of ham and cook it up for a nice beachside breakfast picnic. I hope jeffrey gets back from parasailing in time to join me in consuming this delightful creation. 

Sometimes I just buy a whole hock of ham and cook it up for a nice beachside breakfast picnic. I hope jeffrey gets back from parasailing in time to join me in consuming this delightful creation. 

2 years ago
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