In case you missed this important investigative study from a few months back: Jack and Rose both could have survived the Titanic.
Thank you to the Smithsonian for staying on top of this.
jeffrey and ina wouldn’t have survived the titanic. who would have won the catfight for the raft?!
I found this note the other day on the passenger seat of Jeffrey’s Miata. I wonder what that scamp has been up to.
sometimes i wonder if i should have married wolfgang instead. is that sculpture made of ham and cheese? sigh.
what’s the biggest downside of an all-beer diet? scurvy.
scurvy is so on trend.
In the end credits, the Coffee Shop Manager is credited as just Coffee Shop. Quentin Tarantino said this was because when Tim Roth puts the gun to his head and says “Are you gonna be a hero?”, the manager only says “I’m just a Coffee Shop-” before Tim Roth cuts him off and starts yelling again.
I’M JUST A COFFEE SHOP
Jeffrey is always talking about how much he loves big jugs. This Sunday I’ll be giving Jeffrey these.
If he doesn’t make it home by 11am, I’ll just enjoy my morning sangria and a pitcher of bloody marys. How easy is that?
Sometimes I just buy a whole hock of ham and cook it up for a nice beachside breakfast picnic. I hope jeffrey gets back from parasailing in time to join me in consuming this delightful creation.